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Wow, this comment section has really been scrubbed to erase any and all of the valid criticisms of Stein’s underlying racist attitudes, hasn’t it?

Except this isn’t actually true. I can tell you’d like this to be true, because it would validate some motivated set of opinions you have about Steam, but it isn’t. The reviews are usually fairly helpful, or at least valid.

Who cares? It’s obviously not interfering with your enjoyment that the games you like have “mixed” reception. Does everything have to be “extremely positive”?

His numbers have gone up as Biden’s have gone down. And they’ve gone up at a greater rate than everyone else’s.

He’s objectionable because he uses the same magical thinking that infuriates me so much about the entirety of the right. He offers up everything but the sun without any real world explanation of how it will be structured or paid for.

It’s not watering down. They broke the law for bribing people to abuse their positions of power. That’s illegal in this context and so many others.

I think the only ones who’d be truly disappointed in a Bernie presidency will be his dipshit followers who think he’s any different from the rest.

As others have pointed out, the presence of legacy students is not a surprise to anybody. What is fairly surprising is that kids were having their SATs taken for them, having their heads photoshopped onto other people’s bodies to “prove” participation in various school athletics programs, etc. I really hate how people

And everybody else. Not sure why Harris, Warren, Klobuchar, Booker, and Gillibrand should be off the hook here.

And he’s going to be your president, and you’re going to like it.

I mean, I understand artistic integrity but they could easily be millionaires by now. No one deserves cancer and I hope that they get the money they need and survive, but still kind of a fuck up on their part?

What is this crap. You’re entutled to your opinion and beliefs but I come to Jalopnik to get information on cars. Not pro union advertising.

No child should be drinking kombucha, whether it has alcohol in it or not. Jesus fucking Christ, people. Stop turning your kids into horrible, nerdy, non-kid entities.

And?

People in general don’t actually give a shit about consistency. They care about the application of power. The quicker we learn this, the less time we can spend fruitlessly fixating on these sorts of “gotchas” which yield exactly zero traction for us. Pointing out hypocrisy is not a viable political strategy.

It would be too costly, and it would make an absolutely horrible Switch game.

Mapping commands and shortcuts to buttons and the touchscreen wouldn’t be enough to get it working right for a console?

Two reasons why this wouldn’t work:

Like, this is going to turn into a “THIS IS WHY WE NEED SINGLE PAYER HEALTH CARE”-type article but honestly, the people who need single payer health care are not guys like these that could’ve had the money they needed and/or worked for a company that would provide 100% healthcare like an Ubisoft or Activision or

It’s highly doubtful that this development only began in the relatively few weeks since the Epic Store was announced, but whatever you need to do to convince yourself that your dream of The Invisible Hand turning Steam into a platform perfectly tailored to your sensibilities is real, I guess.