OMG this is terrifying and I want to hang it over my sofa!

Only if you can get Ru Paul to play her.

Why the hell is that not the single?

I am so sad about what a train wreck this single is. I am indifferent to Gaga but I like her well enough and I absolutely adore Kevin Parker so I had really high hopes for it :/

Listening to the song and looking at the laundry list of producers on this single, I’m reminded of Coco Chanel’s quote: “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off.”

Honestly, I was hoping she’d lean more toward disco after hearing this:

Boomers say millenials need trophies to feel adequate, when it was the boomers that created job titles to accomplish the same thing.

I lucked out, my wife of 28 years told me up front, she didn’t want a big wedding. We got married at The Chapel by the Lake in Lake Tahoe, weddings every half hour. We had a total of ten guests, and booked the large room at a local restaurant. The agreement with our parents was, this is the way the wedding was going…

Ugleisure.

The whole system has a great rhythm that felt lacking, or at least incomplete, in previous demos.

I think Tamers is probably the best Digimon series, as much as my nostalgia loves 01 and 02, Tamers really nailed it.

I hereby plagiarize your JTC phrase from this day forward. Excellent work!

You are a gigantic pussy.

Justice rains from above.

try finger

You don’t even need syrup. You just moisten them with your tears.

My favorite brawl was mystery hero. Every death meant getting a randomly picked hero. Starting the match was also random.