How about, "Blackberry? Never heard of it. Is there an app for that?"

This isn't a Meg thing. This is a VJ thing. He has been pushing this approach to keeping printing relevant for ever. [www8.hp.com]

I frequently travel for business and one of my guilty pleasures is buying magazines at the airport to read on the plane. If I don't have work to do on the plane I hate to pull out my computer and the "electronics will make us all die" policy during takeoff and landings make printed material ideal. While the "travel…

At least you have a chance, my plates are square.

Your device up there works perfectly! Its uncanny.

Yeah, I'm a little bummed about the various missing titles. I'm sure its an obtuse licensing issue but I can't pass up this kind of a deal. $4.77/Blu-Ray Mel Brooks is too nice.

You wouldn't need to rotate it. You would just throw/aim much like normal with the hope that the axe would hit a 1/2 rotation off with the handle pointing up. Since the center of mass is close to the head anyway the adjustment to the throw is minimal. When throwing an axe you are really just using the handle as a…

Isn't the use of a cell phone from an airborne plane still illegal?

Fellow inmate: What are you in for?

Years ago a college professor who was into pioneer sports like knife and axe throwing showed us that you can throw a hatchet and have it stick with the handle up. This is done by holding the hatchet much like you normally would but turning the head so that the edge faces you. This is done in order to hit a target…

Ummm... No. Just no.

Nope. I say "at-at" as well but say A-T-S-T for the 2 legged versions. Weird.

That is awesome. I did a genuine lol at the "DeGaulle has left the game". I love the high level of accuracy of the whole thing. +3 internets for you and/or the creator of the gif.

See first picture, automatically hear "The Ride of the Valkyries" playing in my head. Nice pic.

Dammit, I totally read that in Patrick's voice.

Its not a great argument for the device. The logical progression is that as long as you (or another Note owner) is around, the average user doesn't need one. Its the same logic I use for opting for a smaller, sportier vehicle rather than a gas guzzling truck. I don't need to own a truck for moving stuff as long as…

But that's the genius of this... its a new kind of Stupid. Sure, it looks and smells a lot like regular stupid but this is something that we simpletons just aren't capable of getting. I'm sure that it will be clearer when we can fully see the hemorrhaging and further loss in market value.

PSG has very narrow margins and its spin-off or sale does not impact the printers, servers or networking groups. HP wants to be the next 'cloud' vendor for enterprise clients. Endpont devices don't figure into that as much as they used to and with the flail-ure of WebOS hardware they don't see the value of keeping…

Would you like it broken down by region, gender, age or method of use? (The 'glass pipe in the back of a limousine' demographic is particularly revealing)

Yup. The Personal Systems Group (PSG) that everyone knows HP as does not include printers, networking, servers (I think), storage, applications and services. All of those are the meat for the 'Cloud' and Enterprise offerings that offer higher margins as well as a hefty chunk of the total revenue.