"So, I'm sitting there, and in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit." God that line still busts me up.

In all fairness, that's not unique to AT&T. Just ask anyone from any absorbed corporation in any industry. I lost 65% of my teammates and 5% of my pay where I work when we were bought 2 years ago.

Awe c'mon guys. Isn't anyone going to suggest to silkworm where he/she can STICK A CIGAR TUBE in order to hide it? This place isn't fun anymore.

And with luck, you will be rewarded with a hearty "thwack" or "thwap". Thawesome.

It looks like its 50% off the retail price, not the Criterion Store price.

And there goes what is left of my year end bonus. Well worth it.

Too bad they will most likely prevent any breakthrough feature from working on Gen1 devices with some lame excuse like the lack of a particular spec piece of the puzzle to encourage new purchases. This all just has that vibe to it. Although it could just be all the trolling/fan baiting getting to me.

This is the first and most compelling reason I have ever had to get an iDevice. Venture Bros. for the win!

Eddie Izzard did this bit years ago. He groups them with toasters as *things with dials that lie* (paraphrased). Skip to 2:15 for the shower bit. [www.youtube.com]

Agreed. In song form. (Sorry for the country music ...) [www.youtube.com]

You can't explain that!

That would be an automat, not a vending machine. A little different. And as a kid, they were cool as hell.

*runs to shave. pulls hair out of face... Am Not!

C'mon! 69. DOUBLE exposures. The math may not be right but the message is clear. Maybe I've just had a looooooong day.

I wish people would make the distinction between the volume of apps available in a 'store' and the relevance to what people really want. I'm guessing that the number of apps that people make the most use of on any given platform is less than a couple hundred. The *good* media streaming/playing, mail, social media,…

Ha! Paintball is for pussies. Time to step up to a man's game.

Speed boost?

@Animal_Chin: Wouldn't it be making you look like you were wearing a thneed? The Lorax was (in my interpretation of the artwork) naked.

@Homer Berkowitz: And 90+ with matching humidity in a couple of months. I'll pass.

@ArightDoom: nèe conebone69: The proper question from this vendor is "How much is your junk worth to you?"