I hope the movie has the time to explain why strange women lying in ponds and distributing sword is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from the mandate of the masses; not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t just expect to weird supreme executive power just because some watery…

Yes. But one is trying to pass on the outside of a left-hand kink, trying to get position for the upcoming right-hand kink. In the wet. Partially on the grass. It’s a high-risk move even in the dry. One is a try-hard doing that in the 2nd race of the season. Where’s the racing line on a left hand to right hand ess?…

Originally scheduled for release August 28, the completely rebuilt Mafia: Definitive Edition will now arrive on September 25 in order to further polish the yadda yadda whatever. A gameplay reveal is scheduled for July 22, to show everyone what they’re waiting a month longer for. 

China: [fires Rockets]

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Good point. New York doesn’t call itself the Mecha of Basketball for nothing!

Yet another franchise that inexplicably feels the need to tweak its title for a cinema audience. Why can’t they just call Calvin Shaw by his first name and show us Dwayne Johnson in the goddamn tiger suit already?

“Oh damn we have to stop paying players but still have to keep cashing checks from broadcasters and shoe companies?”

Yeah, we’re still not gonna watch your precious Canadian Stick Soccer.

“Hey, look at us! We can cover up concussions and rampant drug use too! We’re just as scandalous! Hey where are you going!!”

Megan, I appreciate this article and I sure as hell appreciate the way you are all keeping the fire under Barstool. They’re a flaming turd, and I despise the way they monetize bro bullshit.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

And now the true reason they traded the son of Popeye Jones comes out!

The Carmelo Anthony Saga Just Keeps Getting Messier

There’s this tech based groupthink which basically dictates that certain platforms and formats die as other ones come along, so to stay viable everything has to migrate into that new format.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…