Condolences to his and Matt Barnes’s families.

Hopefully he brings the Police out to arrest LeBron for the Assassination of David Blatt.

It could be that Spears didn’t want to go from being Woj’s equal to having him be his boss. Nothing about this screams that he was left out as a slight, I’d more assume that a reporter with his resume would want to retain most of his autonomy.

I worked security at a Baltimore Raven’s game once (about 4 years ago) with my college fraternity through a fundraising program (i.e. exploitative labor program) the team runs. They took a bunch of of hungover college kids from a local school, dressed us up in Raven’s security clothing and gave us less than 5 minutes…

This news sucks.

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Trump should campaign to hire Club Brugge’s Keeper to patrol our borders, that will keep the Mexicans out!

With this trend of rape allegations against famous Chicago athletes, we can at least be assured that Jay Cutler is not going to be one of them. He has never forcibly penetrated a strong defense in his life.

Report: Eli saw something shiny go by a window of his house today, also wants that in new deal.

Next Step: Live Feeds into Disciplinary Hearings

Cris Carter looks like Gonzo from the Muppets in his press picture. Is this some ABC-ESPN corporate synergy for the new Muppet’s TV show, TUESDAYS this fall on ABC, 8/7c!

As a Giants fan, I hate them with every fiber of my being. Coughlin is too old to be out in December football temperatures, never mind coaching a professional football team. Eli is an idiot savant who is only good when Venus is in retrograde every 4 years. Our other skill players either are injury prone due to faulty…

I agree with this. Don’t trust anyone that doesn’t have at least one vice. Those people are either robots or simpletons.

I’m not sure how much “dad rock” is going to be a problem going forward, but “dad hip hop” is going to hilarious. Get ready for crusty old 90s babies waxing poetic about Nelly and Ja Rule. (“I’m Real Remix” is the single most important remix of all time!”)

I’d rather watch Ballers than have to hear about Brady/Deflate/Goodell for another day.

When the Yankee’s are on the least evil side of an issue, you know that issue is some exploitative evil shit. (And I’m a Yankees fan!)

Somewhere (most likely on a kickass yacht with hot babes tending to his every need) Doug Ellin is reading this and wondering how he can turn this situation into the plot of the next Entourage movie. Vinny would be Deandre. E, Turtle and Drama would be the Clippers. Ari is Doc Rivers. And a new crew of totally rad bros…

Bob Ley hasn’t answered a phone call in weeks. The only way to communicate with him currently is Western Union telegram and carrier pigeons.

Olbermann and Simmons get fired, but this jackhole stays employed. Your new ESPN ladies and gentleman!