WHen I found out Sofia was dating my "lover" Jo, I was like, I aint even mad...they're too hot for me to even be upset!! Get it girl

I never thought I would defend Victoria Beckham, but if I saw Samuel L. Jackson sitting next to me, I too would probably freeze and be all "Don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd." And then I would open my eyes, and he would be across the room talking to Quentin Tarrentino and I would see him gesture in my…