I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

Things like that are a legitimate problem when two car people marry. Mind you, we don’t own an MP4-12C, but “honey, you fucked up my *name of part here*” has been said by both sides of my household.

Think of it like the rule where you’re not allowed to carry pepper spray till you’ve been pepper sprayed. Plus, let’s face it, plenty of enthusiasts are masochists.

I paid extra for the next line of that song in Japan.

Those boots were made for walking and that’s just what they’ll do.

You are a true stud.

Every time you start this thing up, it needs to play this sound:

I’ve often thought Camaros looked meaner than the other muscle cars of the trio (well, the Mustang) but this years refresh has looked fantastic and this is absolutely mean looking. I’d watch this roll down the road like any Italian exotic

Where’s the new Z/28 damnit? I need my n/a fix... and also need to know if its time to chop in the 2015.

I was in Boston then and he was kind of locally famous. I remember him leaving Lotus so he could have “some intentionally unstructured time”, a phrase I’ve borrowed many times when I needed some recuperation from busy periods.

In my experience with multiple startups, the maverick CEO is generally a prick to work for and often an embarrassment to be around with clients.

For the younger folks, it might be important to point out that Mitch Kapor is the guy who created Lotus 1-2-3 which is what we all used before Excel showed up. The guy knows his tech and, if memory serves, he created the Domino server and Lotus Notes, as well. 

No? It’s not the fastest car ever, it’s just the most powerful muscle car. It’s a heavy pig. Only thing left to see is its measurables. Who cares. I’m not excited for another 700+ hp street-legal car. I don’t go to drag strips, so I’m not going to care that it got to the finish line 1 second faster than the Hellcat…

Does anyone get the mental image of Sergio Marchionne having one of these deals on his wall, but with “Inventions” swapped for “Simultaneous Companies Run Successfully”, and with Ghosn in place of Edison and himself as Homer?

The only enthusiasm anyone should have of this car is how Jalopnik went through and added the picture, “If found, please return to jalopnik.com.”

That’s the one you pick?

I think my soul just jazzed.

I’d second the Lexus ES suggestion. Do not underestimate the value of quietness as a criteria for selecting a commuter car. Surprisingly, I’ve found that the sound level has a lot more to do with my fatigue level after a commute than even ride comfort. Most cars have a pretty decent ride these days, but a really quiet…

You’re getting Playboy readers confused with Hustler readers. Playboy is/was for the discerning perv who was just as delusional about the cars he’ll get as he is about the women he’ll get.

I’d make an exception here and would let her ass touch my Jaaaag, tbh.