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How do I get out of the greys? Is it by not shitposting Vauxhall memes?

Okay, and I know there’s differences in terms of creature comforts and whatnot, but a $63k Camaro would beat the ever-loving shit out of a $63k 5-series in any performance metric you care to name. I’m not even a huge muscle car/American car guy but this ZL1 is amazing.

3rd Gear

But, seriously, what was Trump doing delivering a campaign-style rant in Florida anyway?

Mama Mia! This could be his Waterloo. When he asked the American people “Take A Chance on Me”, they should have known he was in it for the Money, Money, Money. But That’s the Name of the Game when you hire a Dancing Queen to run the show.

Looks that Ford’s hauling some ass.....

Both creepy little bastards.

I just think he seems like a doink, hence Fredo.

Is there a German word for expecting terrible things, them turning out worse, and you feel validated and depressed?

You don’t even need to have good credit; just lots of hair gel and jeans with iron crosses on the back pockets.

It’s too bad I haven’t figured out a way to reverse-engineer an FCA backronym that indicates their distaste for making transmissions that last longer than the motor in a $20 wal-mart blender.

Fun fact: Pacific Gas and Electric (CA’s biggest energy utility) can, on paper, only account for 30-40% of its pipelines. Hell, half the time they don’t even know what properties they own until the tax collector threatens to auction them off.

Steering is heading in the right direction. you... I like you.

Hey I’ve actually fit 5 people in a 911.

If you make a Taurus autonomous, pretty soon, she’ll be thinking she’s a Gemini.

When it comes to government in general (and military in particular), never assign malice to an act that can be more easily explained by incompetence.

How about FFsake.com, as in “FFsake, can anything go right for them?” or “FFsake, when will my car be ready?” I’m sure some Japanese distiller owns it and will sell it to them for $3 million.

Couldn’t remember
the greatest car in the world, no!
This is a tribuuuuuute!

There isn’t even a Motorola RZR amout of tech in a LR key