That’s a lot of potential acute triangles

Everyone is getting horny. Went to Pornhub and it was nothing but highlight clips, interviews and one video that wouldn’t load entitled “Extreme Kpasssagnon!!!” that is now the goal of everyone to see even if it falls way short of expectations because the unseen video is the holy grail scene... probably. A message…

Those cars are only better when you take into account the fact that they aren’t Aston Martins. Each of those appeal to a different demo than this. If I wanted to hit a race track and get the ultimate rush, then sure. I’m buying this Aston to cruise the PCH from LA to Canada and back. And then take it to the…

“*”, 8, 1

I think she’s better looking than the girl with the Odyssey.

As good as it’s going to get.

Yeah NH here, do the same thing when it is going to snow or we get freezing rain.

I don’t think my dad would have gone for a Datsun either, Porsche man that he was. That’s how I know jalopitis is genetic, he died when I was 8, yet I still feel an odd appreciation for Stuttgart.

I am both shaken and stirred by this.

Larva is a kind of egg, I suppose.

Y’know, when I was a kid, I always wished we had a minivan. As an only child though, it wasn’t really necessary. From birth till 18, these were my parents cars...

You can tell the minivan isn’t hers by the lack of stretch marks

My god... this was exactly my childhood.

Which is eminently better than the British approach of the same era which amounted to ‘Bring it back in and we might be able to get it to run. Maybe. It’s not a bloody Mercedes, you know, all right?’

I’d be genuinely impressed if you found a bikini’d woman posing by a Ford Aerostar.

*Act cool, act cool*

The Aerostar is the reason my folks don’t buy American any more. If I recall correctly it took a faceplant before even reaching 100k miles. This was after weekly visits to the mechanic for a year or two.

Congratulations, Mr. Rusty Starship, on COTD! My award to you is a minivan which this lovely lady as soon as she makes sure it hasn’t laid any eggs.

Coincidentally, every Aerostar you see now is actually a Rusty Starship.

Perfect, this is what I picture when I think “Probe”, right color and everything. If you were going to buy the “girl’s Mustang” you might as well have the right color.