And you know he’d do it in real life.

V6 version of mainstream cars (crossovers/midsize/minivan) are fast as hell in straight line.

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”

We once looked at a Donald Roller Wilson book while taking LSD. My friend freaked out and we ended up at IHOP (to bring him down) and ordering $150 worth of food we didn’t eat....Agh, the ‘80's!

People who don’t want an M6.

“Hans. What a fine Christian name...”

Nothing underrated about it. It just needs to find a younger audience that can appreciate the genius that was John Belushi.

Contemplating marriage, I gave Carrie a sapphire ring and subsequently in the romance she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children

I guess a U is more politically correct than an A there.

I feel like this is why some people don’t understand why SUVs are more comfortable and easier to get into/out of than sedans for larger people.

The windshield wiper thing is more so to keep the wipers from freezing up in ice than clean the windshield. It only took one icy day and a torn wiper blade on the way home in white out conditions to convince me that it was a good idea.

Nearly correct. The proper answer would be “mid-1990's to mid 2000's Buick”. Those things are impossible to kill and extremely comfortable.

None of these are a 2000s Buick LeSabre and are therefore wrong.

Seems they are trying to put them through the mill over this

I put my wipers up so I don’t have to break them out of a shell of ice when I get to my car in the morning and then break all of the ice off of them. The warm cabin, especially if you’ve been using the defogger, causes the bottom layer of snow to melt, which then freezes when the cabin cools and snow builds up on top…

I will morn the small trucks as well.

If you wanna bring your potato, just bring it. You’re a grown-ass man; no need for excuses.

This is 100% true...




... if you own an RX8.

It will. Your arm power will increase after continuously punching your instrument cluster due to the persistent CEL light.