I am a working class shlob who drives a VW nolonger New Model Bug with over 220,000 on the odo and have tamed all but one of my vices except the one has been expanded on. I drink good booze (bottom shelf is makers mark everything else is about 100+ a bottle) and there is a logic behind my habits. Actually 3 reasonings…

I washed my very shitty VW the same way I wash my very not-shitty Benz: WITH LOVE AND GODDAMN AFFECTION.

This. This is not the working man’s wife.

Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Hyundai which this lovely lady will deliver soon. I hope it’s more exciting than your present Hyundai.

200hp and 250 lb ft and the lowest center of gravity of any car its size. Would be surprised if it was bad

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

If anyone buys a Bentley Flying Spur through Wal-Mart, please document the process so it can be shown on Jalopnik.com

I’m not a fan of Walmart, but I don’t hate them, either.

This said, I really really really want to do this for my next car purchase. I’m thinking a used Bentley Flying Spur would be an AWESOME Walmart purchase. And I would totally tell everyone where I bought it, and the price: $47,866.81 (I’d wait for that final…

“...they aren’t near as quick, nor luxurious...”

“when I see Aston Martins logo, I imagine how much better it would be if it were made to look more like Nissan, Toyota, Mercedes, and VWs logo”

Why would anyone want to change this?

So here’s the thing - a lot of players play with injuries that require surgery (stuff like partially torn MCLs, cartilage damage, torn bicep, etc.), but they don’t report it because it doesn’t affect your mobility or speed, it just fucking hurts, and if you can deal with the pain, all you need to do is get it fixed…

..much less nine / eleven.

It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

I don’t know. An eastern European country having an undue influence to swing a vote to a mediocre white dude seems pretty fitting for where we are as a country right now.

That should be our main concern right now. Lies from the 1990's, not the ones affecting our current daily lives. Great input, guy.

He will when I supercharge his rascal.

This x10, sick of people claiming to be blanket liberal or conservative about every issue. Wake up people and see each issue from every perspective.

Agreed -- Nat D. is the most magnificent Anne Boleyn there will ever be.

im just sitting over here wondering why you used the wrong natalie