I am posting on Jez in the middle of a work day. Guess my joy levels.

Haha, yup!

I can’t think of a legit reason for my boyfriend to have my account and phone passwords. He has his own accounts and phone. Why would he need mine? Absent some actual suspicions about something, why would I demand that he give me his? I don’t believe that just because I’m part of a couple, I have to give up all…

I don’t care...that was fucking awesome!

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

How is nuclear power unclean? It’s the cleanest mass-deployed source of power in the world.

It’s hosted on a first-gen Pentium with 128MB of RAM. We’ll be able to load once the smoke clear, I’m sure of it.

I took the test and I got this

Test seems accurate to me.

So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

A moose once bit my sister

Must be a Cardinals fan.

Why some women were so cranky.

They fought hard to get back from a four run deficit. This is a team that dominated the ALDS & ALCS and the better part of the first four games of the World Series. As a Cubs fan, there would be no shame in losing to this team. We were lucky it dragged out to 7 games and we got to face a tired Kluber. This Indians…

So many props to your Indians. Truly amazing what they did in this postseason with the issues they faced. As a Cubs fan, I never thought I’d feel bad for the team they eventually beat to win it. But I do. I hope you guys win one soon, this team deserves it.

My hat’s off to you as well. The Cubs were relentless over the last three games. And so many young guys on both sides bodes well for the future of the game.

Word. When it was all over I thought, “Damn, I don’t know if I’ll ever see a game like that again.” So much on the line, so much tension just building and building... This was some Goddamn American Baseball at its finest tonight.

ANTHONY RIZZO JUST LIFTED UP DAVID ROSS AND NOW HES CRYING AND IM CRYING TOO

Mi Dios! Este es la chubacabra! Vamos Amigo, Vamos a mi garaje. NP.