Respectfully, I don’t think Tarp Nap Dude is napping. I think he’s lying there till the spins slow down and he can finally stand back up.

But most taxi drivers are considered contractors now. Even, the National Taxi Workers’ Alliance isn’t really a union as it has no negotiating rights. I’d say the issue is more with the political power of the various taxi right holders to prevent entry into the market via the medallion system.

This can’t be the first time these words have been said.

MTs don’t make anyone O-face.

Ways to get a Vegemite infection.

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

Sort of a stretch to ask people to take their garage door opener with them whenever they leave their car, especially guys (who don’t normally carry around purses). I’m not clipping the damn thing to my belt and walking around like that all day.

Planned obsolescence is a myth. I Design Product for a living. Sure I can make a you a blender that will outlive you but you won’t pay what it costs. Therefore I’m stuck making you a $20 blender that lasts just about as long as you think it will.

Man you people must have very tough lives, believing everything is out to get you. It’s not planned obselesence. It’s a race drivetrain in a street car. Many of these have cracked 100, 150k miles. Don’t be silly.

Weekend in Tijuana type of scary fun!

“But until the warranty expires, I’ll have lots of fun with this car.”

It’ll still be fun after the warranty runs out. Just a more scary type of fun.

KKK: what color is your car?

The below is from a comment i left on another jalopnik post on 9.19.16. im so happy im not the only one!

It’s 5.7-6.1 seconds with the 3.5 V6 pal. Some do high 13s 1/4 mile stock.

Just stop. You’re not getting a wagon. No matter what you say in reply, no one wants wagons. Hatchbacks, sure, maybe. Wagons? No. There’s no reason any “normal” car buyer is going to pick a wagon over a CUV or SUV.

Amazing how far we’ve come, isn’t it? That edges a ‘96 Impala SS, or a ‘72 Camaro Z28, or an early-mid 80s Ferrari Mondial.

Why? Because they can, they wouldn’t need it to be profitable, and it would be hilarious.

Everybody wants wagons, nobody buys ‘em.