Gillian: Next I suppose you’re going to tell me your from outer space?

You kidding? She was in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. That, and this comment, and she can be forgiven anything else.

nobody has a “fetish for paunchy, pasty middle-aged men?”

I bet you don’t look that good in a leather bikini anyways

Guy sounds like a bit of an asshole tbh

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

“You’re The Pun That I Want...”

At least he blocked the license plate so you can’t identify that specific car if you see it on the street.

What do those people do? We know Minis are going to have warranty issues.

83 Peugeot 505s. Maybe not strange across the pond, but uncommon here.

It’s for the proletariats who didn’t have access to prawns before.

Excellent guess, but it was Rendered Services. It’s a company founded on the basis that LT was too customer-friendly.

I was gonna post a picture of a crossover ethernet cable, but I think you’ve out-nerded me.

http://www.crutchfield.com/p_856234XS/dbx-234xs.html

They do. It’s called property taxes. You only really own the rights to your land. You don’t own the land.

I got a ticket in my own driveway once in Worcester, MA. The ticket was for “double parking”. I challenged the ticket and received a letter back saying my request was denied because “in the officer’s professional opinion, you were double parked.”

Once again raising the question of why we park on driveways and drive on parkways. Also, what’s the deal with airline peanuts?

I’m new to this. Is face planting part of The Cardinal Way®?

I’m a man and so by my very nature, disgusting. But aside from my head/face I only wash the following: armpits and cock/balls/taint/asscrack. I’ll also wash my feet if they are in particular need (i.e. after mowing the lawn in flipflops). My science teacher in 7th grade said that we over-wash and use too much soap so…

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.