But it’s far funnier to make disparaging generalizations right? RIGHT?

“Alarm activated, implementing grounded to the ground security lockout”

::beaming::

Say “wage gap” three times in front of a darkened mirror and Peter Thiel appears!

Oh hell. Sex was Life of Brian. Life of Brian is ruined for me now. “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” just plays over and over again at the end of that movie, by the way! It’s best just to shut it off! Immediately!

I had a crush on a girl in high school. She invited me over to her house one day and played a record she had just purchased, “My Sharona” by The Knack. That opening drum beat was the birth of my teenage lust. We would make out on occasion but we wouldn’t consummate it until my senior year of college.

To this day, when…

correct. and they aren’t even the GOOD gawker trolls. they’re like, the guys who the Gawker trolls wouldn’t let in the cool troll club so now they’re trying again over here. It’s not even sporting to mess with them, honestly, but I’m in a mood.

Thank god I’m a librarian. The day they enforce a ban on Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans is the day I turn in my retirement papers.

Exactly. He wants a spartan cloth interior with analog controls and no driving assist tech... but wants sonar bumper sensors, heated seats, USB and power outlets, a giant sunroof, bluetooth, auto climate zones, remote start, and a built-in dash cam?

His car doesn’t exist. Go buy a base level numbered box on wheels and…

Should NOT:

It’s practically illegal to ask any pointed questions regarding disabilities, economic status, race, religion, national origin, marital status and child care, pregnancy, language skills, age, affiliations, addictions, transportation, and veteran status, because the presumption is that an employer would find any…

Anyone who thinks that it a real piece of work. It may be because the only women at my office that aren’t middle aged and long ago married are lesbians (and definitely not of the lipstick variety) but I have never felt compelled to hit on any woman at work. It is simply unprofessional.

dude, put down the cheetos. they will be your death.

To be fair... the skirt thing is still the truth is some fields. Sadly, with lawyering -it will often be the case. Hell, the ARDC just had to make a rule that referring to women as “sweetie/baby/honey” is sanctionable because they or some equivalent phrased is used so damn often even though women are outperforming men…

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

That's where I thought it was going as well. That or potential pregnancy soon. So offensive.

With larger rings, the assumption was supposedly that you were more likely to ditch the job after the wedding because a woman with a rich husband was less likely to care about her career.

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

I loved garrisons. I made tons of money ......but when invasions started i completely forgot that they even existed.

I came back to WOW last summer, having last played when Firelands was the progression raid. I started playing again, just with the idea of leveling through the zones I never saw after I quit. I was so impressed with the Draenor leveling experience. I ended up leveling two toons to 100, and even trying the dungeons and…