Boy, I can’t wait until the NFLPA goes on strike to try and reduce the commissioner’s power in the next CBA!

The NFLPA: When Roger Goodell Tries To Railroad You Into Discipline Because It Makes His Dick Hard To Do So, We’ll Be There To Support You With A VERY Strongly Worded Letter!

I have no idea, it was some cam site. My husband called me in all “honey, you gotta see this” and we were mezmerized for a solid 30 minutes.

3 hours of sleep and sitting at LAX makes it impossible for me to handle this picture.

4th Gear: Pebble Beach

I thought I couldn’t be surprised by Rule 34 anymore, but goddamn, Bob Ross. I kinda want to see that now.

If you don’t think I’d be willing to jack off in a McLaren P1 on a bi weekly basis in front of people then this is going to be a very bad deal for someone else.

Bring shop towels.

Skunks glands are just specialized versions of weasel glands, so I would imagine that the smell is pretty similar.

Probably because its writings are based consistently on real events or hard facts... rather than the editorial nature of other Gawker properties.

I guess the thieves couldn’t be assed to check the contents of the boxes.

COTD is a McGuffin that lets us sit around and admire $kaycog’s prize for the random winner. The COTD itself is irrelevant.

This must be a first - anal probing being done TO an alien species!

You just don’t understand gourmet cooking. That was an extra large blanching station for vegetables.

Yeah. When we left, the realtor asked why we weren’t interested. We told her the hot tub was a dealbreaker. She lost her game face for a second, and you could just see her thinking “THAT GODDAMN HOT TUB. FUCK MY LIFE.”

I’m aware of this, hence my shock to sitting in a new Malibu after a few months ago sitting in his nephew’s early 2000 Chevy Cavalier, which immediately I got out and told him I’d walk to meet him at the Home Depot two miles away.

OK, I’ll grant you the serious troll factor. I just don’t want to pay the price tag for one!

In their (the “hurrr durrr” commenters) defense, I’ll paraphrase Dodge’s own Tim Kuniskis (Head of Passenger Cars – Dodge, SRT, Chrysler and FIAT, FCA – North America):

Calling it a Daytona without adding an absurd wing is obviously the worst thing Chrysler has ever done.

Now I, on the other hand, can find a story in just about anything. I once went to see a ballet production of Anne of Green Gables. The dancers were all in basic nude-ish looking leotard things, and it was all very modern dance-ish. But I gamely tried to follow the story and sort out which characters the dancers…

They were so amped for Blair Witch?