I LOVED the SNL sketch “Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulrooney”...they had 3 black guys as contestants on that game show where they just had to guess which guy was which, and never were able to. They then flipped the script and said next time it’ll be “Djimon Hounsou or Chiwetel Ejiofor” and they were all pissed like “I…

The Rock is the one my grandmother likes.

I can’t be the only one who was hoping Vin’s daughter’s new word was “candy-asses”.

i used to put my car in neutral at the lights because i wanted a stick but had an automatic. so it was something to do.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

This is correct. People have emotions, someone will take issue with something, people will talk.

They are. I’m a lawyer and I boned a paralegal for an extended period of time at my first law firm. Then we broke up, she transferred to New York, and I now have my own practice. So... win?

DO NOT dip your pen in company ink. JUST. DON’T.

I work with a bunch of old white male Trump loving bankers. That headline made me shudder then almost throw up.

I hate when dudes say that... “Awe man... She was CRAZY!!!!! All I did was trick her into sleeping with me when I had no real feelings for her.. can you BELIEVE that shit bro?!?!”

As a sole proprietor, I’m either never sleeping with coworkers or have slept with all of them.

It would be unlikely. I am not ambitious. So I will never make our international leadership team. She worked in different practice within our company and as a non-US citizen, she can’t work in my practice. This is the level of thought you need to engage in before dipping your wick in the company ink.

It’s such a fine line between clever and a sexual harassment lawsuit.

In high school and college, working retail and restaurant jobs, my rule of thumb was: all of them, as often as possible. This worked just fine. As an adult with an office job and career aspirations, my rule is: none of them, ever, under any circumstances. This, too, has worked pretty well.

Boning someone at work is never the problem. Stopping boning is always where the trouble begins.

This. The only adult job coworker sex I’ve had is a person from our London office at a training. I will never see this person again. Basically, the answer should be never with a few exceptions for people you will never see.

I think it depends on your place of employment. When I was in school and working part time in retail, I boned as many coworkers as I could. It never really got ugly, and if it did, one of the girls just ended up quitting because it’s retail.

Wouldn’t Grendel be more appropriate??

I had a rogue worgen named “tracyworgen” I thought it was clever.

Quote from 16 year old daughter