I see nothing wrong with any of that.

A 14 year flood titled Italian sports car. I’m not sure how you’ll top this one. Buying this would like going on a dating website and finding a coke addict stripper from Florida who has been to jail multiple times and marrying her after one date. Sure it would be fun for a few days, maybe a week, but you’re guaranteed…

Flood Damage? Pass, Italian cars of this age don’t need another reason to have problems.

That’s easy. Pirates wear those funny hats, have Parrots on their shoulders and at least one peg-leg. I’m sure there’s some visual recognition algorithm that could deal with that.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

Dear God that graphic, I stand corrected.

me too.

I too am a dad..

“Ugh why do words have more than one meaning that I have to understand via context?”

I'm disabled, so I'm all for employing disabled people in a wide variety of fields. However, I feel hiring blind people to select colours is a bad call.

Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s Aston Martin!

Their last two games, their receiving corps were 1) A career kick returner who hadn’t caught a pass since 2011, 2) A guy who in his first 3 seasons in the league with 3 different teams caught no passes, purely a special teams guy, 3) the rotting corpse of Eddie Royal, and 4) a tight end whose most recent season was…

I can’t think of another city whose only memorable piece of architecture is a giant tribute to the people who couldn’t wait to get the fuck out of there.

“We’re Pedro Martinez and the Packers are our daddy.”

At this point there are more people bashing Cardinals fans for saying they’re the “best fans in baseball” than there are actual Cardinals fans making that claim.

It’s not exactly bashing the Cards—it’s the bashing of the self-proclaimed “best fans in baseball.” Sort of like (insert terribly braggy fans here, like Patriots fans) who also claim to do things “the right way.”

Go, Cubs.

The Cardinals’ 26-32 home record is DELICIOUS.

Please continue this into next season. I’m volunteering to write it myself if I have to.