I love what I do! Best thing is I get to work on hardware but not be stuck behind a desk all day.

I’m glad it was, that job feels like it was ages ago. Now I’m in I.T. and I love it!

I wish I didn’t

If I told my GF we were going to valet because it’s “rude to make a woman have to walk” she would punch me in the nuts and walk home.

When’s the last time you saw a Toyota Avalon?

When I was 25 I once rolled up to a fancy restaurant in my 1997 aubergine-colored Dodge Stratus, and I left the keys with the valet. After a very nice meal at the restaurant, we headed outside and waited for the valet to return with my car. After about 5 minutes, imagine my horror when the valet returned with a 1997…

Most people forget where they parked. Avalon owners forget what they drive.

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

Other than nostalgia, why does the name matter, at all? I’d rather it be a good car with a dumb name than a lesser car with a great name.

Only in Pam’s dreams!

Texas? I thought he was from Atlantis?

(whispers) Is it OK if we watch them,uh,account?

She ran off with Manti Te’o.

*shrug*
Maybe he felt he was able to form a better connection with her than with locals? Or maybe those ‘tall hot girls’ don’t find him attractive? Or maybe he’s shy?

Don’t judge, man. Not every guy can score the girl he likes, this isn’t some romcom.

I don’t give a shit about what it’s called, I care about what it is.

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“The Flying Dutchman”, starring Steve Buscemi...

“Well, I’ll give her another 20 minutes.......but thats it”

I clicked on it to make sure it wasn’t me.

Jalopnik isn’t cooperating with uploads right now. So if I’ve posted the same thing multiple times, I’m sorry.