No way in hell I’d spend any money on this thing

1. It’s a Contour, my family has had 2 of them and they were both pieces of junk
2. Too many Race Inspired Car Enhancements
3. It resides in Lancaster, where nearly every car that gets sold has seen some backyard hacker

Fuck these cars, fuck how this one looks, and fuck…

I watched this way longer than I should have.

Nothing, as usual.

The Lexus GS F is the sort of absurd mishmash of conflicting concepts that results from excessive focus grouping followed by accepting every suggestion regardless of sensibility or consistency. It is the same sort of thought process that says we should remake Animal House but this time starring a Pixar-animated otter…

It’s any popular music within the last 20 years is shit. Anything older can be enjoyed ironically, and anything new which isn’t popular (Polish free jazz meets krautrock!) is awesome.

This is the best reviewed-named-after-its-underlying-Word-document that I have ever read!

Sweet Jesus. It makes you long for the good old days, when cops would simply ask for a bribe.

I was thinking because they’re so good at wasting money, they probably have a system, or a method that allows them to continue wasting money. I’m assuming they have good legal services which enable them to waste money with no problems. Though, that’s what I think.

I like that they’re daring to be a little difference. The higher trims (V, etc.) have really good presence when you see them on the road and stand out from the bland Audis and curvier BMW’s.

But hey, look on the bright side, Brexit fans! You kept the scary brown people out of your country! Congratulations!

Thank you for thanking me so thanks all around.

AKA, “That thing 2014-2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee owners should familiarize themselves with.”

Ordinance Release.

Bruising your knee.

Steam is getting hammered like a white girl at a rap concert.

“He’s up... and he’s already pollutin’ the environment.”

This is a completely false analogy on multiple levels.

Posting a National Review article as evidence for anything is laughable. It’s as intellectually bankrupt an outfit as the Drudge Report, just with a longer history and a couple copy editors.

American teabagger types love to shriek about “unelected bureaucrats,” but don’t seem to realize that they’re arguing for private companies to basically run everything instead, and those companies sure as hell aren’t elected either.

This. I work as an energy analyst, and no serious person in the business thinks the EPA killed coal. That’s a ludicrously stupid political talking point for people in coal states to try to get unemployed miners to vote for them. Coal is getting murdered by natural gas and wind (wind is now at grid parity in most of…