Honestly, I’m surprised the Queen went along with this.

Starred because this is so, so likely.

My exact mental progression.

100%. And it’s not like they can run a blood test to determine which of your neurotransmitters is fucked up and in what way. Psych meds are mostly a crapshoot, and it takes careful monitoring/adjustment to get them right.

Absolutely. And for the LOVE OF GOD, please don’t make the only times you reach out be when you want/need something.

Real American Hero

It’s like thinking all of the money donated to Susan Komen goes to breast cancer research.

Yuck.  People can be so gross.

tons of white collar jobs come with things like expense accounts

About 37 years ago I worked for the same chain.  We were a franchise, and we only got 50% off.  We had heard about the wonders of corporate locations and free food, but we weren’t sure it was real.  ;-)

After busing plate after plate of destroyed pancakes, with wadded napkins and cigarette butts in them

You know, I always felt bad for the one monster that had to hold his eyeballs.  I mean...shit, that’s a rough life.

Is there anything in this world quite as wonderful as the early Ultima games?

Who is Lisa Catera?

Later, Daredevil was supposed to be “hard PG-13"

If you say so.

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.  Have a star.

I’ve gotten signing bonuses before, and every single time, I had to sign something saying that I had to pay some or all of it back if I left the company before a certain milestone (typically a year, but once it was 3 years).

Understanding success in the NFL is easiest in terms of wins and losses.

You’ll need the lint and the cans for some emergency repairs almost immediately.