I literally LOLed.  Star for you, good person!

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

The struggle is REAL.

Whataboutism: a favorite play of Trump’s oh-so-clever base.

A perfect example of why W-L record is useless.

The vast majority of people.

Thing is, if you’d used something sabermetric — or even something like TD/INT — that would’ve changed the tone of your point. Yes, his team’s W-L record sort of matched his mediocrity, but that was as much coincidence as anything else. Kyle Orton went 11-5 with the Bears; does that record indicate accurately Orton’s…

Again, I don’t disagree fundamentally: Cutler was never a HOF-caliber QB.  But it’s as dumb to evaluate a QB by W-L record as it is to evaluate a starting pitcher by his W-L record.  It’s one step away from the “count da ringzzz” nitwits.

FYI I agree with most of what you say here, but:

This is great Kinja.

Except we don’t have a third verdict to support what you’re asking for, and it’d frankly be a disaster to implement. Imagine the outrage when someone is found “guilty” but not “really guilty.”

Our legal system isn’t even set up for this kind of thing.  You’d have to have a “really guilty” verdict, which would fundamentally change our legal system (and not, IMO, a good way).

Latency ranged from 1300ms (at best) to... well, the highest I ever saw on the game’s display was 28000ms, right before I disconnected.

Agreed 100%.

Forget it, Jake.  It’s Ditko.

Ah yes...a terrific era, when Jor-El wore that green outfit with a sun on it, and nobody, but NOBODY even considered the Superman logo as anything other than an “S” for Superman.

“I am extremely uncomfortable right now.”

No fucking way.

And I think it’s fairly clear that that has happened at least once in his lifetime.

I do not have the vocabulary necessary to express how wonderful this post is.