If this was a German vehicle, that little window would’ve instead been a titanium flap with three hydraulic motors and a GPS-backed gyrometric actuator which, when deployed, could open and clear the way for the rollover hoops in 0.0003 milliseconds. Once activated, it would render the vehicle immobile due to the…

Some puff piece from some random site != a “vast change in the perception of the knicks [sic] front office”

the vast change in the perception of the knicks front office

Which already makes him far more accurate than, say, Jay Cutler.

You misspelled “Oakland Raiders.”

a dumb fan boy who watches First Take every morning

Which won’t be half as terrifying as the occasional black bear trapped in a self-driving Subaru, clawing at the doors trying to escape.

My wife is also disabled, and just being able to turn lights on and off with our Echo has been life-changing for her.

My wife is also disabled, and just being able to turn lights on and off with our Echo has been life-changing for her.

That sounds amazing, and leagues better than King’s story.

Hell, the current line on Stalin was that he was a stand-up guy who maybe made a few teensy mistakes that were blown out of proportion.

THANK YOU

I am assuming Rainbucket also did not hold a New Millennium party until Dec 31, 2000.

Cool! Note that different generations of modems had different handshake sounds and sequences, implying different speeds of connection (and different speeds withwhich users hit +++ ATL0 <cr>).

Welp, my work productivity just went into a corner and shot itself.

Yet another example of why having businesses provide health coverage is goddamned stupid.

“She said yes, but she didn’t see why she should help others now.”

This just in: private Christian school acts in a racist, bigoted way.

Somebody should have some speaks with Hernández. 

Comment of the century!

I mean, how rich and stupid must people make themselves????