Agreed. And if you try to trick me by asking if I want it wrapped up, I will tell you yes, I do indeed want it wrapped up, even though I’m just going to throw it away later.

I had a shell account.  :D

Well I have one, and it works exactly as advertised.  The only downside is that it goes through batteries a bit faster than I’d like, but still.

Well I have one, and it works exactly as advertised.  The only downside is that it goes through batteries a bit…

Same; I assumed she was 13 or 14.

My granddaughters ADORE her.  The 2-year-old can even do one of the dances.

Every 4-door American car sold in Europe in the last few decades

Depreciation?

That is just terrifying.

You are not alone.  I lovelovelove the LFA.

It doesn’t appear to be out. The generic (or “trade”) name was afovirsen. I left the company a long time ago, but I think the clinical data was less than convincing.

Golden Corral? They thought she was improperly dressed for Golden fucking Corral?

That and the Japanese tend to prefer to sweep unpleasant things under the rug and pretend it doesn’t exist or happen.

Hey, asshole, you don’t have to follow them if you don’t want to.

OK, whatever you say, champ.

You’re right; this place is totally like the Washington Post, and nothing at all like Gizmodo.  How could I have been so wrong?

And now it is none of those things.  It’s 2019, sport.  And this is is run like a blog, structured like a blog, and presented like a blog.  It is indistinguishable from, say, Jalopnik.

Fair enough! Besides, there were programs like Wizplus you could use to cheat if you really wanted to.  But like I said, I only really used it to rescue a truly beloved toon.

There was also Wizardry Online, which I played briefly. I think it’s still a thing in Japan, but the US servers, etc. were shut down some time back.

Yeah, but the Apple II version had the identify-item-9 Bishop bug!  Not a lot of fun for actual gameplay, but it was useful to have a few Bishops with crazy amounts of XP to go in and rescue the corpse of one of your favorite characters...

It’s a blog, not the New York Times. NONE of these blog operations have editors (in the proofreading sense).