Odd that the valet attendant hasn't come forward even stranger the attendant didn't call the police but less strange that Colleen is trying to frame Johnny

Who cares what the document states. It's allegedly occurred. An affidavit is not a binding statement. It's only one side of a story. I've read many affidavits and 9 out of 10 times the attorney who drafts it is only stating what the client told.