Hey man, Im glad you got the joke. Congrats!!

It was Agatha all along!

Hmm, do we know anybody with a knack for alternate realities and a taste for Hollywood flair?

Hard agree. Am I sympathetic to Snyder because of what his family went through? Absolutely. But everything in that article is damage control. The studio should’ve steped in as soon as he handed major roles to attractive, but severely underwhelming actors 

The narrative of the VF piece is so wrong. Snyder made four expensive, poorly reviewed corporate movies that didn’t make their profit targets in a row (yes, three of them “made a lot of money,” but fell short of internal expectations, which is more important to the c-suite). Nonetheless, WB seemed happy to give him…

I wonder if he’ll get shot in the head as, you know, a cool easter eggs for the fans.

I just realized this will be 4 hours setting up a Snyder Cinematic Universe that will never happen, but that all those screaming for the Snyder cut will now scream for the Snyder Universe and this will never leave us.

Maybe they can make everyone happy and just let Snyder make “Injustice”. I would be 100% behind that.

Lol. Four hours. Have fun with that, Snyder fans, or whatever tf they’re called.

In typical Snyder fashion, it’s another thing that it’s "important" just because he didn’t get to do it before. 

Man of Steel was an amazing film that told a VERY true-to-the-character story.

I loved the sci-fi aspects of Man of Steel, and the take on what a real-world fight between Kryptonians on Earth would look like (a la MiracleMan), but Costner’s Pa Kent was the absolute worst. “Let as many people die as need be, self included, to keep your identity secret.” I can’t imagine anything that runs more…

I really liked Amy Adams as Lois, but any actress would have a really hard time beating Kate Bosworth for the title of “Most Lifeless Lois Lane.”

To this day I believe that the Snyder stans will think it’s a masterpiece because Zack Snyder made it. They loved Man of Steel and Batman v Superman, two deeply flawed films. There’s no reason to think they won’t love Justice League too.

The intention was that Bruce fell in love with Lois

I don’t like that he got a second chance at this I’m sorry but it’s straight up bullshit. It can lead to a nasty future where a film could be made and someone can claim “Lolz, not my vision but I’ll fix it in the future with what was intended to happen” Like, no. Your work was already there! The bones of it is yours!…

So...when this abomination is released and still ends up a shallow/loud mess? Will there be the NC-17, 6-hour runtime, and additional $100 million in slow-mo effects REALLY THE SNYDER CUT FOR REAL YALL CUT?

Maybe Zack Snyder’s true future is the Lars von Trier of superhero films. 

For some reason, out of all of the wonkiness of the Snyderverse, having Bruce and Lois have a romance is the one bridge too far for me.

<tears up> I don’t want “sad”! I want Vision alive forever!