I didn’t know Mark Millar commented on Gizmodo

It’s not good. If you don’t have HBOMAX skip it. Seeing it in a theatre would be a serious waste of money, imo.

io9 *really* wants it to be good.

My first thought was “Why is Matt being secretive with these people? These are the best people in the world to tell!”

Peters 2 and 3 having no idea who the Avengers are and wondering if Peter 1 was in a band was so, so great.

He’s just a lawyer who does normal lawyer things.

I definitely didn’t have “Multiple References to Toby’s Seabiscuit Back Injury” on my 2021 MCU bingo card but it was one of my favorite things.

I have no idea what the lines were when Andrew and Tobey pop in because the theatre cheered for half the scene. I’m not even upset, it was a great theatre experience. See this in 4DX if you can find a place that offers it.

I can confirm that I definitely saw Kraven front and center. He was holding a spear which was a dead give away.

I thought it was drop dead hilarious that Tom Hardy didn’t actually get to do anything in the MCU. Don’t get me wrong, I would have loved an actual crossover. But the way this actually played out — with that big post-credits arrival at the end of Venom 2, only for him to just leave in the post-credits of the very next…

Dude really just posted 900 words of pearl clutching concern about how bad he imagines a still-unreleased movie might be. Doesn’t actually need to see it, skips straight to bitching about it and a half-dozen other recent comic movies while he’s at it. Can i09 not find any new writers who actually like the things this…

Anything like character development or an overarching statement about who Peter is—as has been granted to his other trilogy veterans like Tony Stark and Steve Rogers—are nowhere to be found here.

Congratulations, Justin. You’ve done your Utter Horseshit Clickbait for the day. Take a victory lap.

It’s a movie. That was an easy one. Next question! 

Considering the latest trailer looks exactly like the The Force Awakens trailer with franchises swapped out, color me unsurprised.

“I went to the cinema to watch some disposable entertainment and came back surprised that the more thoughtful films I watched at home were more resonant.”

The actor has no control over the plot

As far as I can tell, except for Captain America, almost every MCU character has been significantly altered/updated to make them more “movie-able,” whether it’s Tony Stark being reconceived as a War On Terror era Gen-X tech bro, Thor not being turned into Don Blake, or Bruce Banner getting an origin story closer to…

Sounds perfect to me. Draw from it, be inspired by it, but stop trying to perfectly recreate stories that have already been told. 

James Gunn says “hi”.