Remember the TNG reviews? Remember X Files?

Listen, I think we’re all being a bit too harsh to poor Barsanti. Few remember, but the last time he tried to accurately relay information, the reaction was awful; his mouth swelled up and he started violently vomiting. It wasn’t pretty.

Yeah, even ignoring the nuances of the issue, this is just a desperately bad article on all fronts. I’d say I’m surprised, but...Barsanti.

Listen, it’s Barsanti. We’ve got to cut the poor boy some slack here; the last time he reported factually, the swelling was so bad he had to spend two weeks in the emergency room.

Pro tip: the minute you see “Barsanti”, “Hughes” or “Rife” as the author, stay the fuck away. They are of that breed of “journalists” that have a crippling allergy to facts, truth, or being in any way correct about things.

Another timely reminder why I haven’t visited this site in months. Removing from bookmarks. So long, Avclub. Sad to see how far this site has fallen.

Keep f**king that chicken!

This may be the worst take I’ve ever seen.

Wow. Just, wow.

I don’t know what’s worse: Michelle Rodriguez’s bizarre argument that no actor who violently kisses Viola Davis can be a racist or this stupid article trying to create a circus that we should now burn Liam Neeson at the stake because he said some stupid things about thoughts he had 40 years ago.

“So-and-so isn’t a racist because he’s never thought, said or done anything discriminatory” means so-and-so’s a racist? This may be the worst take I’ve ever seen.

“Decided to commit a racist murder” is an awfully inflammatory way to say, “entertained a revenge fantasy against a different race after the rape of his friend by someone of that race.”

No, champ, that’s not how it works. And considering the amount of ignorant shit I’ve seen your lily-white ass spout off about concerning the color of my skin over the years, you’re not in any position to be lobbing racism accusations at anyone.

Here’s some free advice to millennial writers on a slow news day: You don’t have to weigh in on everything just because you’re bored.

Seriously bad article. I know this is a blog, and not a real news organization with standards, but you can at least try. 

 Neeson then tried to explain himself, saying he’s not racist and that he did “seek help” and talk to people about what was going through his head when it all happened “nearly 40 years ago.”

Yeah, sarcastic dismissals don’t really translate into print well.  

Me: Oh look, another Barsanti article. You know what? I’ve spent enough of my time bashing him, so I’m going to bite my tongue this time. Deep breaths, Unnumbered. Deep brea-

Keep after those clicks, boys!

Yes Hispanic bisexual woman, listen to this white man and learn to keep your mouth shut and stay in your place.