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#NotAllDice

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

The thing with England is that their players are always overrated by the English press. Look over their squad. None of the guys are even the best player on their own team. Like for example, Man City was the best team in England last year and besides Joe Hart, there isn't one English player in their starting lineup.…

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Looking good without being viewed as intelligent is hardly considered problematic in women, much less viewed as a tragic development.

I like you because you're really supportive of your hemisphere.

And if this makes you feel sad, enjoy this bit of revisionist history:

Relax, the rest of Portugal's roster is exactly half as talented.

Australias kit is always gold top and green shorts while Brazil is always yellow top and blue shorts. The US (Nike) drastically changes its kit every 1-2 years. The colors dont even stay the same

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

FIFA is expected to penalize any country whose uniforms push the envelope. Unless of course those envelopes are filled with money.

Chicharito apparently misunderstood the coaches' instructions that he was, under no circumstances, allowed to score.

Wow. I didn't expect Deadspin to fall for another attempt by Nike at branding all aspects of the World Cup by getting its slogan out.

not surprising, given that Klinssman kicked off the World Cup campaign by publicly fucking Landon Donovan

The "No Scissor Moves" rule is going to be super confusing at the women's World Cup next year.

What's a couple more sexual escapades? They've already been fucked by the draw.

On the bright side for Mexico's players, it's going to be a lot closer to 20 days than to a month.

I would love to hear your layout for the top 5 or so NHL centers. Not trying to be snarky, but I'm thinking of a top 3 right now, and Kopitar ain't in it, but I'd love to hear the reasoning/comparisons.

Seeing as I'm currently single and all of my friends are in stable, happy, and loving marriages; the answer is clearly "less."