He hit the post but counted it as a goal because Vladimir Putin does not care for borders.

That's a crap load of vodka

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.

Frankly, I thought my follow-up question was better:

Murray Hill is the worst neighborhood in Manhattan.

Honest question. Do you really not see the news value in seeing these police reports for the first time, laying out the missteps in the investigation (many of which have never been previously reported)? Or do you personally just not want to hear about this story anymore?

In our defense Quaid would be younger than our last QB prospect...

That's Governor Carcetti to you, jackhole.

I don't see a problem. He looks overrated in both pictures.

WTF funnels everything through 36 shell corporations.

A more realistic Georgia Bulldog would've been suspended.

- 2014 Academy Award voters

Stroke symptoms are nothing to banana monkey apple cake.

Who retweeted what being news must mean I'm in some sort of special level of hell.

Not too soon, just not funny.

Time to shine, Play 60 Kid.

Did he get paid for this?

Tastes, Ranked

Sometimes when you work on something so very much, muscle memory just takes over. That's my explanation for why she fell.

As an Angels fan, I can confirm that the Angels have no interest in signing him to a long term deal until he's at least 35