The broken field of view creates a problem for the defending team as they return to battle. The battle at this part of the map involves the attackers trying to claim the control point. They’re not advancing now but trying to hold the space for 30 seconds. Attackers can die and easily rush up the main road, but when a…

But is he better than Serena Williams?

Really should’ve reached out to 311 for comment.

Honestly, where are the agents in all this? Klay fucking Thompson is not making this discount up on image rights. Even Durant probably doesn’t have enough backend to justify the discount for rings (though at least Durant had made a small fortune before coming to GSW).

Guessing the reporter gets him on the phone, asks questions, and he’s trading precision for promptness. He can probably go look it up, but it’s an illustrative point, not an audit of public record.

MP3 is still the default format for podcasts, and I just don’t see how that would change any time soon. Content creation is so democratized by non-tech savvy people that it will take ages for MP3s to actually go away from that media channel.

You’re dismissing dependency out of hand. There’s a fair chance that, as a direct result of the trauma of playing football, Gordon has developed a functional dependency on marijuana. Of course, because of the compromised nature of the league’s formal medical staff (namely, they work for teams and not players), and the…

Yes. And as the oft-forgotten corollary of the famous phrase suggests, “to the loser goes the police report.”

A numbered list?

Them: “We have evidence to support our policy.”

They already have an away goal versus Celta Vigo, so it’s 1.5 wins required through Europa League qualification versus (probably) 3 wins through the Prem. Mourinho undoubtedly has faith he can win a 0-0 draw at home against Celta, so he’s putting his ability to win a single game versus an Ajax team that already…

I really can’t see one AFC player starting for Tottenham.

Good to know that regardless of education, gender, or tenuously-held political office, Florida Man is not taking off this offseason.

Prescient.

My hot take: Ovechkin deserves additional punishment for swinging a high stick like a baseball bat, slashing, and tripping the best player on the ice from behind.

Can someone explain how the hit from Ovechkin wasn’t also a penalty? At 1:41 and 1:48 it’s pretty clear Ovechkin just swings his stick into Crosby’s shoulder while shooting, and trips him with a skate to knock him over after. His stick contacts Crosby’s arm below the shoulder, but the blade is definitely at head…

Based on the number of hopelessly long shots he’s brazenly blasted into the Kop, he’s definitely a gem.

“We won’t get any actual trophies this season, so we’d at least like a blowjob for finally beating our rival.”

I know Billy is referring to Matuidi, but it’s Cavani, right?

Shit, Petr Cech is leaving?