The one thing basketball had going for it was that there are no unwritten rules...

RIP Kiffin’s Krimson Korner.

Those laws against emoluments already exist.

does he sincerely think he’s about to throw hands with Justin Bieber? Can you imagine what a fucking intoxicating feeling that would be?

Is this more iconic in soccer than Seven Nation Army? I feel like it isn’t.

You mean, because there is no functioning professional minor league for football.

You just made the argument against investing in the bullpen. What good did it do the Yankees, other than getting to loan out Chapman to the eventual winners for a prospect?

LeBron’s entourage are “incredibly successful businessmen” in the same way as Ivanka Trump; their best business decision was to find a font of money and bring a basket to catch it.

Dale Murphy or GTFO

One thing I’m surprised at when I read these types of Stranger in a Strange Land observations is how little introspection goes into them. If that comes across as harsh, I apologize, because my intent isn’t to talk down. I’m from a large, east coast city. I live in New York. My parents divorced when I was in college…

Dele Alli can do whatever he wants*

Good thing we have physical evidence that directly contradicts those claims, especially because that very witness told police a different story than she told the media.

There’s no more annoying type of person than the sports obsessive.

If this is fake, it’s still the realest thing he’s said in months.

Thanks for screengrabbing this one, Timothy. My phone blew up at the end of that game... no one could believe he said something so stupid, but we all concluded that he realized how dumb it was, and that’s why they didn’t really revisit the scandal.

OK, I’m going to put this in big, bold letters here so it sinks in:

Seems like a lot of effort to prove you’re first class.

Barry, this would be a more convincing case against Pagano’s argument if you pulled the stats on where the Colts’ run attempts come from (quarter of play, game situation, etc), and, if you wanted to go full Kyle Wagner, their correlation to play action passing success.

Not even sure it’s post hoc, to be honest, because the order of A and B is also disputable.

This would seem to answer that question that has gnawed on our minds since time immemorial: