Definitely representative of their musical style. I haven’t listened to that album or anything newer, but I would say their older stuff tends to be driven a bit more by his vocals. Because Coheed is balls deep in its whole concept album/concept band/concept career... concept, some of their songs are nonsensical out of…

Didn’t take that long. They got one on the ensuing kickoff.

The maid manages the children’s labor.

Dude has averaged better than a goal every other game throughout his career, at big clubs and small, even when he wasn’t the featured striker. The misses might be frustrating, but his overall production isn’t misleading; Cavani has it.

Let me summarize this:

acting in solidarity with San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s ongoing refusal to stand during the national anthem

Heard this announcement on Delta flights this weekend, as well. Didn’t hear it on Thursday, but that might have been my fault.

The iPhone 7 box contents have already leaked, including a lightning-to-3.5mm adapter. This is a dumb controversy-to-be.

If you imagine Wynalda is a GenX Starbucks manager and Bedoya is an underperforming Millennial barista, it makes a lot more sense.

This sucks... Everything I’ve ever read or heard about them as a couple is just so positive and nauseatingly cute. I don’t make a habit of making morality judgments about athletes (I assume they’ve all had a dead hooker in their trunk at some point), but I feel like they are two genuinely good people. I’m unsurprised…

“In my professional medical opinion, Maurice Clarett graduated high school 3 years ago, Your Honor.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“As previously reported, Johnny Football did come to my office this week, but I did not see him. By the way, we’re out of Vicodin.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“In my treatment of Mr. Lochte, I have found him to be an intelligent, charismatic, and thoughtful human being.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“Tyrone Prothro’s leg contusion is healing well and he is expected to return in time for the LSU game.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“Jahvid Best is taking a mental health day this week, but is expected to play this Sunday.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“I don’t understand the question. Plaxico has excellent aim.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“Joe Theisman has suffered a lower leg injury and is probable for next week’s game.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

“JPP has been cleared to play on the hands team.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

Yea, nothing about that video made me want to play it.

Every sports game needs FIFA’s old Visual Sim mode.