“JPP has been cleared to play on the hands team.” -Fred Taylor’s Doctor

Yea, nothing about that video made me want to play it.

Every sports game needs FIFA’s old Visual Sim mode.

Giroud was also supplanted by fucking Marc-Andre Gignac, so your comment reflects more the relative strength of France’s striking options than it does anything about Giroud himself.

They’ll trade his rights at the deadline for a 2nd round pick just to avoid the nightmare of getting less than nothing for the #3 overall pick.

Thanks, Nancy Reagan

USWNT Players Association now has the same tenuous grasp on constitutional rights as my uncle who thinks Facebook shutting down conservative group pages violates their freedom of speech.

This is just a less abrasive form of griefing, IMO.

I’ve been reading the MMQB long enough to know that Peter King has never, ever learned anything.

Yea, if London has a statue and Atlanta has a failed Tennis Center (one that operated for 11 years post-Olympics, and only cost $22M, at that), those are two lousy examples.

Don’t take advice from people who have never lived outside of NYC.

The “pig” part is clearly some butchered form of idiom, right, just like the “stink” part is an actual idiom? Should’ve been “died like a dog” or some such.

Predict

One of those reenactors is doping. Not even wearing the greaves smdh.

Haisley learned soccer from ESPNFC.

Pogba isn’t at that Messi/Ronaldo/Bale/Neymar/Griezmann level of greatness yet

Either quality makes you a more appealing candidate than the alternative, who’s neither a strong communicator nor a problem solver.

Peanuts should switch places with Dilbert. Then Dilbert should switch places with Foxtrot. Then Pearls Before Swine should switch places with Dilbert.

It’s amazing that this article explains buying a ring on Etsy—a decision the “Adequate Man” will never be responsible for making—but doesn’t answer half the questions that guys have when it comes to engagement rings.

The problem with this obsession with maximizing value is that it doesn’t actually matter. “Value” is a purely subjective quality that itself doesn’t have any bearing on the success or failure of a transfer. There is no opportunity cost here.