The Penguins now head back east, with the chance to be the first Pittsburgh team to win a championship at home since the 1960 Pirates.

It would be nice to see Cobb County simply de-fund the Braves’ commitment and watch the team squirm. Let the Braves go to court and argue before a jury of Cobb Country residents that the team that can’t manage 40 wins deserves its money ahead of schools and parks.

You know there isn’t a central contract repository where all signed contracts are filed for public consumption, right? Suing for breach of contract is Nike’s remedy if they suspect a counterparty has violated the contract.

Georgia over Alabama in the 2012 SEC Championship.

The Braves have signed him and will be issuing his bobblehead this Saturday.

This joke works better on Georgia Tech, because there are no women on campus to assault.

The Braves are taking that Worst Franchise crown right back, though...

The square root of a negative number is an imaginary number.

I agree with the general idea of what you’re saying, but it’s very limited in where it applies.

Believe this rivalry is called El Plastico.

Odd... doesn’t look like a shoe store.

And you better have a good reason for the ambush. The guy better have slain your parents or something.

Yea this was a remarkably unconvincing claim. “Everything you thought was true is true, but, like, it probably won’t matter.”

Meanwhile the Gunners were cash-flush, armed with an unquestionably great cast of characters, and had only Leicester City and their little brothers across town to beat. Instead they limped out of the race before the two smaller clubs, and yet seem more content with extending the cute but empty streak over Tottenham…

Toupee Kermit is pretty funny though.

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There’s a time horizon element at play, too, though.

it is emotional terrorism, not just toward its direct victims, but toward an entire gender

How would he know that? Like most Barca fans, Billy doesn’t watch Serie A (or probably even La Liga, for that matter.)

Pay a few more bucks for Soy Protein Isolate. It’s still one of the most efficient sources of proteins, especially in terms of calories, cost, and time to prepare.