God made all men. Samuel Colt made all men equal.

Ronaldo, by both playing style and carefully crafted and projected image, would have you believe he is the one player uniquely equipped to appear in matches of these stakes and dominate them.

It was also reported widely in the AJC, and even picked up by EDSBS (“Kirby’s first win over Alabama” was the gist.)

It’s impossible to know precisely what effect the NFL threatening not to let Atlanta host a Super Bowl had on a similar bill that Georgia’s legislature approved, but Georgia Governor Nathan Deal did veto it when it reached his desk last month.

Why would you restrict bacon, though?

How is that every time Tom Brady “restructures his deal” to make it more team friendly, he ends up making more, but when Kaep “restructures his deal” to make it more team friendly, he ends up losing money?

This is simultaneously the best Jezebel and the best Deadspin post of the past 5 years.

Well, this is a strange construction for a joke from a feminist blog.

Barry, you should really clarify that FY 17 encompasses April 2016 through March 2017 (and thus the WC was played in FY 15 and WWC was played in FY 16). Helps make a little more sense of the numbers that isn’t immediately apparent without digging into the minutes.

This is an odd entry to stake that claim on.

Wasn’t Tubby Smith a pretty good guy?

I don’t get it. Can you not read? Or just not comprehend?

You haven’t really made a compelling argument that empathy is good either, though. It’s far more likely that empathy is both good and bad, and should really just be understood and categorized as a thing that is rather than a morality construct.

In my anecdotal viewing, it resulted in an increase in my yelling, “WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU KICK OUT OF THE END ZONE, MARSHALL MORGAN, YOU FUCK?!?!” at our kicker, and exasperated sighing when every other team in the country seemed to do it consistently.

Recruiting talent within a 5-hour radius is way more important than incremental revenue, so Gundy’s complaints ring hollow. Colorado and Nebraska jumped because they couldn’t change their recruiting beds but could change their revenue, and neither has made any modicum of progress.

Deal won’t sign the bill, but it isn’t because of the NFL. Until he publicly spoke out against it a couple weeks ago, Deal was helping to push the bill through. Richard Anderson single-handedly torpedoed it; the NFL is jumping on board for the PR bullshit.

Given that one is an allegory for the Japanese education system feeding a declining job market, and the other is a critique of mindless consumption of reality television, it’s far more likely they share common inspiration (Lord of the Flies) than it is that one “ripped off” the other, but then I suppose that would…

Dude in the Incredibles jersey had it covered with the Force.

The only part of this that I agree with is that a highlight reel of a three-based offense is remarkably boring.

Trump’s brand of “building companies and providing goods and services” is more about swindling investors while declaring bankruptcy than any concentrated effort at job creation or work. He inherited everything he has, and the only thing he’s really successfully monetized is his daughter (who’s done a fine job of…