“Don’t tell anyone, but the sandwiches are made by Lebron’s mom.”

That’s unlikely for a variety of logistical reasons (lease terms, mortgage term date, bank’s escrow cushion, etc.) Rents stabilize over time, as does your escrow payment. It’s the sudden costs that stress homeowners.

That renter-vs-owner expense looks noisy as hell, particularly because families tend to own and single people tend to rent (yes, even including millennials.)

Don’t forget when your struggling municipal government raises your mill rate significantly year over year and your bank suddenly increases your monthly payment to compensate your escrow. That’s a fun one.

Schefter doesn’t have to publish the name of a rape victim, and he doesn’t have to publish medical records. This is gossip fodder parading as journalistic ethics.

As the transfer window finally closed, all mighty Manchester United had to show for their efforts was some 19-year-old kid few people outside of France had heard much about

When the Chinese come knocking for Andrea Pirlo, we should just sell them the whole MLS.

So... Athleti is a top five team now?

Those studies are kind of missing the point, though. San Francisco isn’t hosting the Super Bowl, but it is hosting the festivities. Hotels will be filled (though apparently that’s a limited marginal benefit), flights will be filled, bars and restaurants will be filled, along with all the other benefits of tourism.…

#lolunited

“Play with people who don’t know how to play Monopoly” is about all the strategy that Monopoly deserves. I don’t know why anyone would feel the need to illustrate this on imgur.

Goddammit, why did this guy make me pause my music to tell me something I already knew? Why do men consistently underestimate the competence of women? Especially older men? Why is it a recurring theme in my life that men assume so much about what I am and am not capable of, instead of just asking?

“I tore up my shoulder deadlifting.” -Nobody, ever

That was the standout to me. 19th in the world in revenue, 18th in the table come mid-January.

What kind of savage doesn’t flush after they take a shit, and needs to be incentivized to do so by avoiding a fine?

*the dude who weighs 270 and is squatting 135.

Nah. Zevon stated plenty of times that there was no particular meaning to it, other than the James Taylor wordplay. The song isn’t a critical allegory, it’s just a fun dance number with howling.

I know viscerally it feels like scoring early and leaving enough time/timeouts to get a possession if you miss the onside kick is smarter, but what do the actual win percentage numbers say?

Neither does water. You don’t need to pay $20 (or more, ha) for a product that doesn’t do something.

Neither does water. You don’t need to pay $20 (or more, ha) for a product that doesn’t do something.

It’s an English phrase, “Demonstrative Outrage.”