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*the dude who weighs 270 and is squatting 135.

Nah. Zevon stated plenty of times that there was no particular meaning to it, other than the James Taylor wordplay. The song isn’t a critical allegory, it’s just a fun dance number with howling.

I know viscerally it feels like scoring early and leaving enough time/timeouts to get a possession if you miss the onside kick is smarter, but what do the actual win percentage numbers say?

Neither does water. You don’t need to pay $20 (or more, ha) for a product that doesn’t do something.

Neither does water. You don’t need to pay $20 (or more, ha) for a product that doesn’t do something.

It’s an English phrase, “Demonstrative Outrage.”

Jesus fucking Christ, just stop. They are nothing alike, and the false equivalence is the entire fucking problem.

Wow, that pre-workout is garbage. Read your labels.

Wow, that pre-workout is garbage. Read your labels.

Maybe Josh Norman knew that Russell Wilson was too short to see over his offensive line in the middle of the field.

This is bad refereeing even by this season’s standards.

This is dumb kinja.

No they didn’t. They died so he could score for Arsenal.

The more important question: does Manziel answer when Troy Aikman calls?

Doc Rivers is just happy that someone else’s lineup is taking the heat for once.

“Profit”, aka “Mourinho and Chelsea left out in the cold.”

City is the favorite, but when you look at Pep’s comments on why he wants to go to England (“see a new country, new restaurants, new culture”) then it sure makes Chelsea and Arsenal seem like the better fits.

Because the receiver can’t fucking protect himself.

I’m surprised they even bothered to make a statement.

I mean... They’ve benefited from a strange schedule, but it’s not like they’ve really done a whole lot against the top flight teams in England (of which they’ve played three, all at home):

Project much?

So you updated the article and didn’t mention the Cryolator trick got patched two versions ago?