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This is how this really needs to be presented for the idiots who don’t understand the rape culture problem here.

Why would her mother’s credibility have anything to do with it? Her mother isn’t a part of the case, other than trying to protect her daughter, in whatever strange way she thought she was helping.

Get out of your own ass. It doesn’t matter why they got it wrong, they barely had an iota of truth.

I dunno, on that one he got a stern talkin’-to, and he just kinda shrugged and went, “OK, yea, that one was bad. Sorry, ref.”

I sure hope this fucking hypocrite doesn’t fast forward through commercials on his DVR.

The headline says “pinnacle of koozie technology.” Cost is not a factor, and neither is complaining about how to make your drink stay colder, longer, in your hand, without making your hand cold.

The headline says “pinnacle of koozie technology.” Cost is not a factor, and neither is complaining about how to

I don’t understand why the validity of the cause is supposed to affect the way the NFL enforces its uniform policy. My high school raised a lot of money for the food bank, but I still wasn’t allowed to wear a food bank t-shirt that showed through my white uniform shirt.

I dunno, “you love your wife” is repeated more like a mantra than a belief with any real conviction. The title of this should really be, “How to Have Sex With Your Wife When You’re In A Dead, Loveless Marriage And Your Religious Beliefs Prevent You From Finding Happiness Separately.

“Coasting” is what cost them the clean sheet.

George Huguely

I understand it, it’s just dumb.

And if Square Enix announces they’refinally remaking Final Fantasy VII, to give an example, any reasons we might want to hold off on reporting that would be immediately outweighed by the newsworthiness of the story.

Whose Disgusting Football Chin Is This?

It doesn’t, but no one in an Eagles jersey has any fucking clue how the law works.

Hey, it turns out “1-1-1-1” is a sufficiently secure passcode for my iPhone, you dicks.

If Arsenal have gotten lucky on any handballs recently, it was Cech’s strange handling of a long ball at the top of the box in the Watford game.

Yea, let’s make scoring in soccer harder.

Wearing a trendy backpack to work is like wearing Beats... You’re telling everyone not just how far you’ve made it, but how far you’re ever going to make it.

My sources suggested the pick was actually Greg Howard, who hasn’t written about sports since the World Cup.