That stern FTC warning is really working wonders, I see.

Some people eat steak. Others eat hamburgers.

There’s currently a burgeoning and very self-righteous movement that claims that the media “encourages mass shootings” by writing about the shooters or exploring their motives. But when those motives frequently include violent misogyny sometimes tied to untreated mental illness, how long are we supposed to turn a…

I know this thesis is unsupportable, because if Osama Bin Ladin had done anything to even remotely disrespect baseball, he would have been promptly beaned by Jonathan Papelbon.

What’s the racially insensitive context behind attempting to cover as much of yourself as possible in the single chosen color? We all agree there’s nothing inherently wrong (aside from the obvious stupidity and general grossness) with painting your face for sporting events.

Dyson broke, bought a Miele. Haven’t looked back.

Replay is an invaluable tool, and it’s underutilized in a vain attempt to keep game times manageable. Well, football games are already too long—so why not at least make sure they’re called correctly?

Why are we pretending that this is an obscure rule, though? Anyone who has played or watched football knows you can’t advance a fumble without recovering it, and that the defense doesn’t retain possession of a fumble it touches last but doesn’t possess. Watch a few games, and you quickly determine there’s an exception…

The replacement officials simply aren’t up to the caliber needed for a multibillion dollar game. Pay the real refs and bring them back ASAP, IMO.

Martial was a 59 in FIFA 13.

1. A loss to a Big 4 club in any other season you’ve already lost to West Ham at home sort of can’t be your most embarrassing loss. Except when it is, which is a knock on Chelsea for being a total clown town, not Arsenal.

That’s needlessly pedantic.

Anthony Martial is literally that guy. FIFA 15 was a monumental improvement because it added his picture.

That’s a nice thought, but it’s actually more like Braga wins the UCL in 2 years, then has a total meltdown and kicks Mou to the curb in 3 years.

It pleases me, even on the heels of a disastrous start to the Champion’s League, that Arsenal’s loss to Chelsea looks more and more like their most embarrassing loss of the campaign.

Yea, the world is much safer without Lehman Brothers *eyeroll*

His manifesto—like plenty of others—cites the media as both the motivation and the call-to-action for his acts, and yet you still trot out the tired gun control rhetoric. The gun might have enabled him, but the media—and by extension, the public clamoring for the media coverage to sit and gawk with morbid…

You’ve never negotiated a contract before, have you? The fungibility of money is the only thing. The fact that Amazon can’t maximize the profitability of its Android relationship is the reason Amazon isn’t letting Google maximize the profits of its Chromecast, of which Amazon is certainly the leading retailer. While…

Weird, I thought NBA players were the worst drivers...

A lying, money-grubbing whore with an admissible admission of guilt is, well, quite a bit more profitable than most.