They have to shorten halftime at college games, which takes forever. And they gotta get rid of the “clock stops when you get a first down” rule. College spread offenses already average a hundred first downs per game. I’m surprised any TCU game ends at all with that stupid rule in place.

Not to say that the current table is a strong indicator of quality, but 4 of those teams are currently ahead of them, and West Ham has to be considered a legitimate threat to lose. Even if they get 11 or 12 points out of that stretch, they’re still facing Tottenham, Leicester, and Man U before the transfer window…

Counterpoint: Brand loyalty allows companies to take risks and push the edge of innovation and design, knowing there is a baseline market for their ideas, even if they swing and miss.

Cards Against Humanity is a fun game for unfunny people.

Cards Against Humanity is a fun game for unfunny people.

“Douches who brag about their exercising exploits are a dime a dozen and aren’t the sole enterprise of runners.”

How do you know that I don’t run? Because I don’t feel the need to talk about it, uninvited, in response to jokes in an internet comment sections?

I have the “strength” to do it, but I don’t have room for the sticker on my rear windshield.

Scoreboard.

/wants to be healthy
//chooses high-impact cardio

You are the personification of the keychain and lame story. No one gives a fuck why you run [pick race].

One person with Wells Fargo responded to an email about the 38 Studios bond by calling it “crap.” Wells Fargo was one of the the bond placement agents

“Wait, you mean people actually find roommates on Craigslist?”

No, that’s an argument against all gambling on amateur sports, not about the specific existence of the term “salary” in a specific form of gambling.

I think his point is that if the NCAA’s argument (that the idea of amateurism is of VITAL IMPORTANCE to the whole idea of collegiate sports) had merit, then people would be put off by the very tenuous connection of the word “salary” in connection with student-athletes.

But then why are guys allowed to have as much sex as they want?

Notice anything odd? How about that word “salary”? It’s a bit out of place in a sport the NCAA claims is popular only because the athletes don’t earn a salary. And that “salary remaining” sure sounds lot like a collectively bargained salary cap. It would seem that if the popularity of college sports, as distinguished…

Is this game on American TV?

Jesus fucking Christ, with the hypothetical reductio victimization complex. No one’s “circumstance” is so greatly dictated by external forces in the first world. Most people live largely within the circumstances they’ve chosen for themselves, so quit the fucking crying on behalf of hypothetical Mr. Hates All Physical…

Nope. If you don’t enjoy something, find an alternative you do enjoy and just do that. You’re way more likely to enjoy something new than you are to start enjoying something old that you already have a preconceived notion of.