Yeah. Clearly there is no middle ground between blistering takes and carrying water for the Patriots.

What the fuck is a financial year?

Am I the only one who sees a disgruntled employee deliberately trying to undermine the star player in those texts? He’s talking about inflating the balls 3-4 psi past the limit just to fuck with Brady, and that’s the guy who’s responsible for Ballgahzi?

“The site will be fine without Craggs,” they said.

As long as we accept that marijuana isn’t addictive, you can’t really claim that smoking marijuana isn’t a “character flaw” in the relevant sense of the term. It’s a decision that the individual makes which jeopardizes his ability to help the team. The NFL is stupid for banning marijuana, but part of character is the…

If you want to watch overproduced and scripted bullshit like that, feel free to tune into Wil Weaton’s Tabletop on YouTube.

“Shown genuine remorse” and “made... effort to change” are stupid intangibles, and that’s the whole point: Ray Rice has “shown genuine remorse” but we all say, “Nah, bullshit, it’s been too soon, it’s too prescripted, and it’s obviously self-serving.”

I actually don’t think that’s the purpose. I think what he’s saying is that they use it for Halloween—which they apparently celebrate for seven days—by staging objects behind the mirror to freak out customers.

This isn’t specifically related to this case, but is there a redemption story for domestic violence?

Don’t you get it guys? This whole post is OP trolling. So meta.

If anything, this article makes the case for the good side of being an asshole. Trolling is still for douchehole teenagers.

The whole point is to make you mad. Or in some cases laugh. Depends on how you troll.

EVE Online players have actually built themselves a virtual economy that is, if anything, even more complex than the real-world one.

If it’s that big a deal, why don’t they just get their kits tailored after they arrive from Nike? Any dry cleaner in Norway or Canada could easily take care of tightening up the seams in the midsection.

This isn’t good advice. If you’re at the gym to “lose weight,” you’re probably not able to keep up high intensity cardio for 30 minutes. You’d be better off taking the stairs or doing 5-10 minutes of higher intensity cardio. And if you’re doing 3 sets of 5 lifts in 15-20 minutes, you’re almost certainly not lifting cor…

How are these cans in terms of sound leakage? One of the biggest problems I have in recording podcasts.

How are these cans in terms of sound leakage? One of the biggest problems I have in recording podcasts.

I want you to bookmark this comment, so you can show your children and grandchildren that time you smugly compared not being the number one pick in the NFL Draft to imprisonment.

How the hell is this justice? A convicted serial rapist shouldn’t see the light of day. End of story.

Drew is the first one off, right? He and the Jersey Shore mom are the focus of the first challenge, so he’s probably fucked.

Everyone is reporting Upton’s contract numbers, but everyone is forgetting that his dumbass contract just cost Atlanta the best reliever in the game.