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Jehovah's Blitzness
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So, what is the point of this? Albert posted one of these. Greg posted one of these. I mean, what are you asking for?

This is stupid.

This is a lovely anecdote from 30 or 40 years ago, before the military-industrial complex had fully bled into law enforcement.

Funny in that "Remember when they hired Ron Zook and/or Will Muschamp?" sort of way.

Alright, which of these headsets (with mic) should I buy? I'm only playing PS4, and don't mind if it's corded as long as it plugs into the controller and not the PS4.

Is creepy the right word for this? Isn't "creepy" more about ulterior motives? It seems pretty clear he's trying to sleep with these chicks. It reads more like a horribly lame pickup line to me.

Why is Manziel an asshole for using his signature "money" celebration, when you give Peyton Manning a pass for using his signature "proud dad fist pump" celebration?

It's gonna be the Eagles right? I mean, he's cursed like that.

Second to Unreal Tournament 2003's Anubis.

Maybe it's a status symbol. Are they demonstrating that they have an excess of time, one of modern life's most precious commodities?

Honestly, why do the numbers even matter? "Fame" isn't about numbers. The best guy you didn't hear about isn't famous.

She actually looks a lot like his ex-wife, in profile anyways.

I voted for Tom.

LeRoy Brooks, a professor of finance at the Boler School of Business at John Carroll University in suburban Cleveland

If I wanted to watch incompetent rowing, I'd just watch people trying to follow Hamilton Nolan's fitness guide.

Not sure if you've noticed that those are consistently wrong. The refurbished Kindle Paperwhite deal yesterday was off, as well.

Not sure if you've noticed that those are consistently wrong. The refurbished Kindle Paperwhite deal yesterday was

at this point is practically as famous for being a Manchester City superfan as he is for being a member of Oasis

You don't selectively choose who gets treated with dignity

This is not a take. This is a joke about the proud French tradition of losing wars and quitting.

"Tru but u don't just be having sex with just anybody but I cant doe my body is taken for my boyfriend."