The "notable" was perhaps a stretch, given both the small sample and given that the nine CrossFit casualties were established in conversation with a trainer at the gym, according to one of the authors.

I also called it both "shitty" and "douchey," but keep barking up that tree.

I disagree with #3 and #4. A big part of the majority of marriages is sexual exclusivity; it seems pretty unfair for one partner to up and withhold from the other, especially without even having a conversation about the problem.

I think this is the first time Watkins was actually accused of tripping, but then again, the ACC's drug testing policy is much more lax.

Frankly, I feel like mayo on a burger is more heretical than switching out which baked goods you use for handles.

This may be heresy in some circles, but serving a burger on an English muffin really solves all of the juice run-off problems, what with the old world nooks and crannies technology prominently features on both sides of the "bun." A burger-blood-soaked bottom English muffin bun is one of the most delicious foods on the…

Stating the case for Dungy's blatant bigotry without calling him a bigot doesn't form a stronger case. Calling a spade a spade doesn't change the the card.

Why can't we just call Dungy a bigot though? Is there evidence anywhere to suggest that he isn't a bigot? Because there's no wanting for evidence to suggest that he is.

It's not that simple; you're assuming demand is inelastic, there's currently liquity in the market, there are no synergies, etc. It's possible in a market like LA, SF, or NYC that a prominent real estate investor injecting a ton of liquidity into a relatively quiet market would stimulate a lot of demand in the market,…

I like that Florio unapologetically equivocates being gay to being a child molester.

You run much less when you hold possession.

Today I learned that an ultramarathon is actually a slow marathon with an extended walk tacked on the end.

Financial District is totally a neighborhood now, Reuben, you dick.

The hacking and computer science in Jurassic Park was pretty fucking ninja.

Who the fuck uses Net Income to assess the value of an asset?

I see that you value artisanship over artistry, but I value reading comprehension.

This isn't a substantive discussion of the merits of Messi's performance; this is a discussion of the metacommentary around Messi's performance. Every time it pops up, the conversation goes like this:

It's neither oft, nor heavily disputed.

He doesn't have many teardrops, so perhaps it was a dry snitch.

Germany hit Brazil so hard, the ESPN studio died.