Yeah, you're right, starting a relationship based on deception doesn't seem like a great foundation to build upon.

Listening to them pronounce "Cazorla" and "Ozil" in the FA Cup Final last week was an aural tragedy.

Yeah, I mean, I'm firmly a fan of him when he's playing, and even like his cocky douchebaggery (Ripping his shirt off on the meaningless PK? Ripping his shirt off on the meaningless PK.)

But I want to throw something at him when he whines about every foul, most of all when he's right.

The hand ball on CR7's free kick was immediately negated by how fucking whiny CR7 looks whenever he makes a plea to the ref.

If it comes down to scoring, why is Altidore on the plane?

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Lifelong IRL/F1 fan here to the point of being able to rattle off engine techs, pit crewmen, etc. One factoid I'll never have access to: Biggest weiner on the circuit? My sleeper picks are Helio "Moose Knuckle" Castraneves and Sebastian Bourdais. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

I didn't see it, but it sounds like a foul to me.

Call me old fashioned, but I think the "I truly apologize to anybody that I may have offended" part was AN APOLOGY.

Without an open relationship, I just don't know how I'd find someone who loves themselves as much as I love myself.

Maybe Mathis is an innocent victim of all those who cried wolf before him

I can tell you're a really big fan of throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.

The thing about Zero Hedge is there are verifiable factual errors in 95% of their posts, and often additional highly speculative assumptions. It's occasionally a nice thought exercise but it's completely inactionable. This article is pretty comical, but nothing compared to their regular posts about precious metal…

I usually enjoy reading Zero Hedge because the insights are often interesting and I think pessimism is an underrated virtue these days. However, this guest article on unsold cars is so demonstrably false I had to take a break from my Sunday morning to dispute it.

Thought this one was going to be "Collard Greens."

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined in trees? So the victims of vicious public insults can march in the shade.

As Drew said, it casts a shade of doubt of last weekend, unfortunately. I want to believe it was a genuine moment, but retrospectively, it also feels like the best trailer for a reality show I've seen in a while.

Here's the rub; I think a lot of people were invested in the feel-good story on Michael Sam defying the bigots, standing up for himself and for other closeted players in the NFL and who may someday have a shot at the NFL, and being open and honest about the challenges of doing so in a very macho, heteronormative…