When I was in my twenties and in pretty good physical shape, I fell and broke three ribs. I wasn’t especially fragile — I just fell onto a cross-wise landscaping timber (bigger than a 2x4, smaller than a 4x4).

The ball clearly brushed the ground when Hilton hit the turf. No catch.

He looks like Sinatra.

[gunner in your CivPro class furiously masturbates]

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Imma go with Tom Hardy. Was gonna guess Cumberbatch than Hardy came to mind especially when you emphasized “PUBLICLY” bc of his past comments about being bi but not linked to anyone specifically that I’m aware of.

Having your fire burn down to hot coals is the most important step of roasting a marshmallow.

Hi, African American Studies and Communication Theory professor here. I consult on K-12 educational materials-does my educational background qualify me to speak to you about this egregious misapplication of resources? Should I mention I have a kid in 7th grade? I almost forgot, since you’re checking credentials an…

I’m pretty sure he died of cancer. There was a whole movie about it- Ryan’s Vogelsong.

His name is

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

Nah, she totally looks like she’s arching her back and had a lot of pizza to eat that day. Totally fake.

Beyonce performed mostly by herself at the Superdome in 2013 (the year the electricity went out). Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams joined for one song, I think.

Though he’d be flattered to have most of an NBA team ask him.

Or maybe we can finally stop fetishizing the Kennedy Presidency/family now?

Damnit, Hamslicer - Stop naming nuts!