Clearly he was on his way to do a business.

Nah.

I wouldn’t celebrate too much, Toronto. Tomorrow night you have to face a fresher-than-hell Zach Britton in the deciding Game 2.

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

a preference for unfrosted pop tarts is how Tyler, the Creator knew Frank Ocean was bisexual

It’s all moot, no one is arresting Kim/Kanye for making the recording, but I really don’t think a person can have an objectively reasonable expectation of privacy if they are on speaker phone.

California’s law is really strict. However, someone is now saying they called her from NY. In that case, she can’t even sue, most likely.

I’m sorry—did you read my comment? I’m suggesting that Kim went ahead with the release because her team found she has sufficient (“ironclad”) evidence to prove that Taylor was aware and consenting to the recording. You may disagree with that premise, but “without Taylor’s permission” has nothing to do with the point I…

But so did Joey Bats! This is TOUGH

Bat Flip or get the fuck out.

Good Jonathana Safran Foer shade re Natalie Portman. Shows that even when someone is on your list, you are definitely not on theirs.

3. Mayonaise factory

Alaska has only one Congressional district - the entire state. That’s why they only have one Congressman, like Montana and Wyoming.

I think you meant high on freebase percentage

He’ll love Manziel’s high On-Base Percentage, by which I mean the amount of time he is high on cocaine