My wife and I were just in Iceland a few weeks ago and seriously...the beer there (any alcohol, actually) is incredibly expensive.  Easily two to three times what you would normally pay in the States.  We weren’t really desperate enough to buy more than a glass each with meals...plus we’d stocked up a bit at duty free.

It’s even effective without sound, which is not always true of the jump scare scenes.  

For some reason, this very brief scene has stuck with me over the years...

Ted Danson, star of NBC’s The Good Place, was unavailable for comment...

Looks like they are turning the unknown entity a bit more aggressive and intentional for dramatic effect in the movie. I guess that’s to be expected, but these things didn’t really ‘attack’ or do anything aggressive like depicted in that trailer. That’s what made the book so mysterious and terrifying, that these…

Fucking awards shows.  We need to be paring these circle-jerks down, not making more of them.

You know...as much as I hate seeing 32 million in taxes go to my state government, I really am having a hard time coming up with a good reason to complain about getting $384 million instead of $416 million other than principles.

There’s a little thing called Pre-Trial Intervention, which essentially is a fee for certain types of tickets one pays in order to keep you from getting points against your license. It’s a fancy word for legal government extortion: “pay us a little more and we won’t tell your insurance company.”

I quit buying LaCroix when they turned the 12-packs into 8-packs for the same fucking price at Kroger.

Geocaching.

Yeah well...let’s see here...

The surely/Shirley thing only works when spoken. IF someone says “surely” in an email, you can’t really come back with “and don’t call me Shirley”.

Nothing “credible” about it.

Hate, it seems, is now the exclusive domain of the left.

I wish he’d quit apologizing.  It’s ruining my respect for him as a comedian.  Shame on anyone who thinks he ever needed to apologize in the first place.

A bird has pooped on you outside a restaurant, and a kind bystander has offered you a paper napkin to clean yourself off. Do you use the napkin and go about your day, or do you go inside and wash off with running water in the bathroom?

A bird has pooped on you outside a restaurant, and a kind bystander has offered you a paper napkin to clean…

HAAAAAAAA! What a fucking joke.

That was a quick Google search, which took all of about ten seconds to find.  I’m sure there are dozens of resources that are more useful than the one they wrote this article about.

Unfortunately, right now there aren’t a ton of cities to choose from