A testament to just how boring baseball is when even oddities and weird shit like this puts me to sleep.

I’ve always used it the “wrong way” and will probably continue.  Only thing I hate is that tiny little ‘thread’ that ends up connecting the lid back to the can that I end up having to work off so that I don’t end up with a tiny sliver of metal contaminating my food.  

Know how I know you’re gay?

$200 now.

$200 now.

How, pray tell, does one “puff oneself up” on an anonymous message board? Anonymity kinda defeats the purpose, no?

“edgy”? “unique”?

Let this circle-jerking shit die already.

Why does it seem like all these dumb fucking summer vacation posts come at the beginning my kids’ school year?  

Who are these people that need weighted blankets? WTF is that all about? Do they come with a pacifier attached? 

Who are these people that need weighted blankets? WTF is that all about? Do they come with a pacifier attached? 

I still enjoy it from time to time. I can’t watch it regularly, but it’s great late night watching. I also appreciate it’s true purpose, which is highlighting out-of-the-way food spots that rarely ever make it onto the list of any hotel concierge, but often is far more authentic and genuine to a city than many of the…

There is an inordinately large number of “homeless” white kids in their teens and twenties begging for change and hanging out in parks and doorways. I have no evidence to support this, but my suspicion is that most are living that lifestyle by choice.

You bastard.

Christ...just suck it up and get them out. People really searching for things to fuss and fret over these days.

How about “whatever the fuck you want and quit judging others on their own burger choices”?

I’ve never heard of such a thing as roving mariachi bands in a mexican restaurant.  A place that had that would never fucking get my business.

Well...considering she’s pretty much a complete fucking moron, it’s tough to say anything against her that she doesn’t do all on her own.

Not only that, but he is most believable when doling out violent justice.  

More evidence that Twitter is basically the root of everything bad in society these days.

Also, for the record...

All these softball comments about the tweets being “bad”...and all the comments about conservative “hit jobs”.